Bong Hits 4 Jesus

Watching the news about some hooligan Alaskan kids who went looking for danger by unfurling a "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner during a school event. Those darn kids! Buy 'em nice shoes and send 'em to school and all they want to do is start trouble and keep the lawyers fat and happy.

Seems the case made it all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court which ruled that the school administration was justified in handing out spankings. Take that you little rabble-rousers.

Anyway, I love the banner, especially the duck tape font employed. Decided that it must be made into a t-shirt. I lifted the words from the hoodlum's actual banner, cleaned it up, and laid it onto an actual Aramaic scroll that I found in the garage.

This shirt is available at Cafepress, but we would warn you not to wear this shirt around Juneau-Douglas High School. Not unless you want to spend some quality time in detention.