President of Clarinet Nation T-Shirt

Here's the new President of Clarinet Nation t-shirt spotted over at Marching Band Shirts and their Amazon storefront. Is this an elected position, or is it more of a power grab? How does one get to be President of Clarinet Nation? You know what, I think I'd rather be Secretary of the Treasury at Clarinet Nation...at least at tax-time. All your taxes are belong to me!
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